i'm up in the woods,

Spaetz (spay-ts).
Genderless. They/Them.
(were) Wolkfkin.

i'm down on my mind
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I want whatever he’s on

LMAO I can’t breathe

"YEAHHH BABY" lmfaooooo fuckin snoop tho


My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

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I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being



god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.

tbh i keep trying to have ~*~super realistic wolf markings~*~ but i’m realizing more and more that spaetzle is me and spaetzle’s markings fit me the best so i’m thinking maybe if i draw myself with more “”natural”“-ish spaetzle markings i feel like i will be happy

#barks#kin tag

shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

psa if you’re rude to retail workers and treat us like shit i fucking hate you and you’re probably like the scum of the earth

#today sucked tbh#barks#angry werewolf noises

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by atthezoouk

#kin tag
#the office#same